I think at some point every actor has practiced their acceptance speech while they're having a shower. It's fun.
“As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.”
“I'm careful, controlled, bodily conservative: if someone offered me a pill I'd only ever take a half.”