Ever since I was little, I loved to eat. I started eating when I wasn't hungry. My weight has always been up and down.
“Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.”
“One of the most obvious facts about grown-ups, to a child, is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.”