By age seven, I used to comb my hair for performances, just pull my hair up into a bun. Granted, it wasn't a very intricate hairstyle. Still, to be that responsible and disciplined at age seven is unusual.
“For the past eight years, the right has been better at working the refs. Now the left is learning how to play the game.”
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”