Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.
“I have asked myself once or twice lately what was my natural bent. I have no doubt at all: It is to look at each day for the evil of that day and have a go at it, and that is why I have never failed to have an acute interest in each morning's letters.”
“The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and loving union of the two is the fullness of health and duty and happiness to be expected.”