The Internet makes it possible for people like me to live the way I do now. Without it, I'd have to be in New York or some other city. I think the Internet is the greatest invention in history after antibiotics.
“I love David Caruso. I know it's not cool, but I do. I watch CSI: Miami. I think he's interesting.”
“I've faced more than 35 major leaguers, and only two have ever made contact against me.”