Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
I don't think I've found the perfect job for me, but I know what I like, so that's halfway there, right?
I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.

