I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.
We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.
History shows us that other highly developed forms of civilization have collapsed. Who knows whether the same fate does not await our own?