I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.
“Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash.”
“When I came there I found all my family gone, for the Indians had killed five people in the winter near that place, which frightened my wife and family away to Roanoke about 35 miles nearer in among the inhabitants, which I was informed of by an old man I met near the place.”