His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants hall.
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Nationality: British Type: Playwright Born: May 9, 1860 Death: June 19, 1937 |
“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”
“I haven't much opinion of words. They're apt to set fire to a dry tongue, that's what I say.”