Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
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Nationality: British Type: Playwright Born: May 9, 1860 Death: June 19, 1937 |
“I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'”
“A chief petty officer taught me shorthand, which got me promoted to yeoman first class.”