I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I've got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I've got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.
“I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding.”
“Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.”