A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
I should get a few ribs taken out, because I'll be in a corset for the rest of my life.
I do like having my ears pierced, because there's a lot more choice in pierced earrings than there is with clip-ons, and they're a lot more comfortable to wear - Sometimes I completely forget I've got them in and end up going to sleep wearing them.

