My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.
“I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!”
“Wall Street wants to keep its schemes too complicated to understand so that the roulette wheel can keep turning.”