I hate to say it, but the older you get, you really do have to cut down on the amount you eat. Less food and less portions.
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
“As novices, we think we're entirely responsible for the way people treat us. I have long since learned that we are responsible only for the way we treat people.”