Our current identification system is so disjointed that the World Trade Center terrorists had a total of 63 valid driver's licenses between them.
Nationality: American Type: Politician Born: April 24, 1955 |
Actually, today I had to defend the Bush Administration in France again. They refuse to accept, because of their political ideology, that he has actually done more than any American President for Africa. But it's empirically so.
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.