Am I a criminal? The world knows I'm not a criminal. What are they trying to put me in jail for? You've lost common sense in this society because of religious fanaticism and dogma.
“If you're going to make a musical, don't cartoon it from the play. Make it better than the play. Have a reason for making it sing.”
“The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.”