My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.
“We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.”
“I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!”