If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
“TO preach a sermon or edit a newspaper were the two things in life which I always felt I could do with credit to myself and benefit to the world, if I only had the chance.”
“I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.”