If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.”
“I say all the time I think there should be some courses in the regular schooling system that isn't, even like about credit, things that matter later in life. I learned the harder way: 'Look, I got a $500 credit card in the mail, let's go shopping!'”