If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.
I was never trying to write a hit. I was just trying to write good songs and get a message out, and it was my great good fortune to be popular.