If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
“I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know.”