If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
“It is quite time that our children were taught a little more about their country, for shame's sake.”
“My eyes went blank, and I stared off, and the music started. It was raining, and the sun was shining at the same time, and there were these big bay windows, and there was the blue in the sky, and the sun on the trees, and it was drizzling.”