Another nice thing was that I would type out letters home for the admiral's stewards. They would then feed me the same food the admiral ate.
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.