Every time a child says I don't believe in fairies there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
“Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.”