In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.
“'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'”
“For me, baseball is the most nourishing game outside of literature. They both are re-tellings of human experience.”