Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.
“I find it hard to think of myself as selling books. I don't even have a Web site. I want to sit and write, not sell.”
“I defy anyone - and I have said this to the Germans - to build a solid, articulated, and viable Europe without France's consent.”