There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
“I've always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. He's retired now. My brother is a lawyer.”
“Would I lay down my life to save my brother? No, but I would to save two brothers or eight cousins.”