There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
“In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.”
“Our goal is to make Maine the healthiest state in the nation and reduce our overall health care costs.”