I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25.
I think a lot of Indians want Indian artists to be cultural cheerleaders rather than cultural investigators.
If anything changes shape or takes off without me, I'll come after you and kill you. I'm too type A.

