You have to have something worth saying and then the ability to say it- writing's a double skill, really.
“I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D.”
“I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.”