I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.
“I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?”
“Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.”