I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.
“I have been further enlightened by the conversation and correspondence of some illustrious Italians, whom I would gladly name, were I not afraid of exposing them to danger.”
“I've earned my living in all sorts of terrible ways - as a janitor, a copy editor, a psychotherapist.”