I have a husband and children, and it affects me deeply that somebody could be taken away in a second.
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.

