A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
It's like, you can't have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you're considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that's what I find creepy. I'm eccentric. I am not messed up.
I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas.