“It's definitely a thing to be sitting there, getting a pedicure, and you look over and someone is reading an article about an aspect of your life that you know is not true. It's weird, it's uncomfortable, but I don't see it changing anytime soon, so I should figure a way to laugh through it.”

“I'm not qualified for anything else, so I would imagine I'd either be doing something larcenous or I would have already been caught.”