When somebody says that all statements are false, the obvious problem is that as an assertion it's self-defeating.
The Christian response is contained in these two fundamental dogmas: that of the Trinity and that of the Incarnation. In the trinitarian dogma God is one, good, true, and beautiful because he is essentially Love, and Love supposes the one, the other, and their unity.
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

