There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.
But despite the universality of URLs, we often forget that they're not just a handy way to address network resources. They're also valuable communication tools.
My father was a CPA. He worked hard in the aircraft industry, and would come home more and more infrequently. He was about to leave my mother, which he did when I was 15.

