Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
“An ignorant person with a bad character is like an unarmed robber, but a learned person with a blog is a robber fully armed.”