I should get a few ribs taken out, because I'll be in a corset for the rest of my life.
“Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.”
“Strength instead of being the lusty child of passion, grows by grappling with and subduing them.”