The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you've put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don't do that now.
“If it is terrorism, if it is war on terror, then the Afghan people will join you on terror.”
“I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.”