I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'
“I don't shop online. I'm always scared to put my credit card on the Internet!”
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”