Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
“I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.”
“Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.”