I don't mind doing interviews. I don't mind answering thoughtful questions. But I'm not thrilled about answering questions like, 'If you were being mugged, and you had a lightsaber in one pocket and a whip in the other, which would you use?'
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.