I must have made a good impression because a club official to us into his office and asked me if I would sign on for a year with a view to becoming a professional.
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
If Americans are reluctant to go on the dole that's because they have a healthy work ethic.

