Culture is a little like dropping an Alka-Seltzer into a glass - you don't see it, but somehow it does something.
Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men.
My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.

