It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
“I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up.”
“The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.”