If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
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“At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.”
“Well, I think everybody's a little jealous of the Vietnam Wall, even people from wars that already have good monuments. You have a monument like the Wall and nobody ever forgets your war, you can bet on that.”