To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
“I love fried okra. The fact that it's okra makes me feel like it's good for you - I forget the fact that it's fried.”
“I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay's geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap.”