Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.
“I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.”
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”