I have four kids; three girls and a boy. The oldest girl is 13, and has her own social life now, so there's a bit of begrudging cooperation there. It's tough.
Even illegals are not coming into the United States now because they can't find jobs. It's how desperate the job situation is in the United States.
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.