I used to believe that anything was better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better.
“To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.”
“I used to say I never talk about my successor, neither about my predecessor.”