I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
“Be careful how you spend your time: Spend your time in nothing which you know must be repented of.”
“Thirdly, even if we assume that the world is governed by purpose, we need only add that this purpose - or, if there are several, at least one of them - is not especially intent on preventing suffering, whether it is indifferent to suffering or actually rejoices in it.”