My principal once told me that I was a penny waiting for change. But I suspect that I irritated him probably because I was making more money than he was.
“I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.”
“I think that no matter how dark a person is, the more you learn about them, the more you understand about their life, the more you can sympathize with them or even root for them.”