There came to port last Sunday night the queerest little craft, without an inch of rigging on; I looked and looked - and laughed. It seemed so curious that she should cross the unknown water, and moor herself within my room - my daughter! O my daughter!
“I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.”
“Self is the root, the tree, and the branches of all the evils of our fallen state.”