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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin

George Carlin Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: May 12, 1937
Death: June 22, 2008
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