I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
“And my response is 70,000 people in the state of Maine that paid income tax in 2011 will not be paying income tax in 2012.”
“New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”