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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin

George Carlin Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: May 12, 1937
Death: June 22, 2008
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