Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, the
And the fact that Haiti was occupied for 19 years by the United States, from 1915 to 1934.

